Are you aware that in NJ it is illegal to frown at a police officer? Yet making a gesture of contempt, like the middle finger, is classified as protected free speech.
It is during these moments, that New Jersey people become some of the best comedy acts alive. Funny, it can take me an hour to come up with creative things to write about, but when I'm pulled over, my only challenge is to decide which excuse to use when the officer reaches my car.