The things celebrities do to New Jersey’s favorite foods
New Jersey is serious about its food and drink, and there should be rules in the Garden State that prevent people from putting certain things together.
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This all started earlier in the week on National Coffee Day when I learned the hideous thing Ashton Kutcher does to his coffee.
If you don't already know, Ashton, the star of That 70s Show and Two and a Half Men, sweetens his coffee with a splash of orange juice.
I can hear the simultaneous groans from all the New Jersey Dunkin' drive-thrus from here. Just to be fair, I tried it, and I thought it was exactly as hideous as it originally sounded.
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This got me thinking. What other New Jersey favorites besides coffee are being insulted by famous people?
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Do any celebrities take it too far with pizza, for instance? Look no further than singer Ed Sheeran. If I owned a New Jersey pizzeria, I wouldn't let him in. Why, you ask?
Ed Sheeran likes his pizza topped with French Fries and ketchup. Need I say more? There aren't words.
Bon Jovi Throws His Hat Into The Ring
Ashton Kutcher and Ed Sheeran aren't from New Jersey, so the unspeakable things they've done to our beloved coffee and pizza could be forgiven.
But Jon Bon Jovi is part of the controversy, too. He called our favorite breakfast meat "pork roll", which I completely agree with, but he then smashed the "salt, pepper, ketchup" order New Jersey is famous for by saying he prefers mustard on his pork roll.
No, that's some Bad Medicine.
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