The Official Thanksgiving 2018 Drinking Game
You may need this Official Thanksgiving 2018 Drinking Game from BroBible to get through Thanksgiving with your family this year.
For me: we have around 20 people coming to my sister's house, so let the chaos begin.
Here's a tip for this game. You really have to pay attention to everything that's going on around you (not just at the dinner table), and, of course, have your drink of choice ready to go.
My drink of choice? Pumpkin Pie Martinis. Yum. I can't wait.
Ok, focus, back to the game. One of my favorite rules?
Take a drink when any of your relatives, over the age of 50, tries to show you something on their phone, but they don't know how to work their phone.
You'll get another drink anytime someone's talking with their mouth full, and accidentally spits something across the table. Ewww, but, funny.
TWO DRINKS are in order anytime someone starts snoring on the couch after dinner.
Also, you get TWO DRINKS when someone actually admits how crazy your family really is (like you don't already know that).
You can take THREE DRINKS after you see someone unbutton their pants after eating their face off, omg, no! Also, when someone brings up politics. You'll need it, trust me.
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Of course, it goes without saying, don't drink and drive. But since you're drinking at home with family, that shouldn't be a problem.