To the guy giving body rubs as a hobby, I saw what you wrote on Craigslist, and I have some advice for you.

Craigslist

Dear body rub bandit,

I’m not quite sure where to begin with you. My first question is out of all of the “hobbies” in the world, how did you stumble across giving couples body rubs? Cooking, chess, stamp collecting, gardening, ultimate frisbee. All valid and pretty common hobbies. Please, give one a try.

My second question is for these couples who let this person give you and your significant other body rubs knowing that this was just his hobby. Why, just why?

In this situation, I think it might be best for all parties involved to just let this one go. Thank you.

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