To The Person From New Brunswick Trying To Make a Love Connection – Responding to A Missed Connection From Craigslist

To the person falling in love with the handsome guy with the Mercedes, I saw what you wrote on Craigslist and I have advice for you.

Dear Mercedes lover,

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think you might have missed your chance here. This missed connection seems like a conversation that could have easily happened in person.

I imagine the conversation going something like this:

Mercedes man: Good mornin
You: Good morning!
You: Hey, never seen you around, are you new in the neighborhood?
Mercedes man: Why yes, I am!
You: Nice meeting you, see you around.
Mercedes man: You too!

Boom.

But, instead, you wrote a missed connection on a Craigslist to a guy who most likely does not go on Craigslist.

Do yourself a favor and next time you see the handsome guy with the Mercedes, strike up a conversation.